1. You forget to call your brother on his birthday. No excuses really that was just bad!!
2. You condition your hair with shampoo
3. An episode of The Golden Girls reminds you of Sex and the City.
4. You pull a lower ab muscle rushing through Nordstroms while baby sleeps in his stroller.
5. You sit up at 3 am with baby and day dream about calling the La Leche League.
6. Sitting in a group of women breast feeding is fun and not at all boring.
7. You don't return phone calls or answer E mails.
8. A hot shower seems like a day at the day spa.
9. Your dog looks at you like you have forgotten her. And you really feel guilty about not having time to walk her.
10. An entire day goes by and all you can remember doing is feeding your baby, looking at baby, and changing baby. did i remember to brush my teeth today?
4 comments:
I can relate to all of those... except....I don't think I ever thought about calling the La Leche League...didn't want them talking me into breastfeeding till he was in kindergarten! haha....
Hang in there....I like the one about a room full of women nursing. Ahhhhaaa,,the adventures of motherhood...
That sounds about right!!!
Oh man, and the memory loss lasts well into their fifth year. I can attest for that!
brush your dang teeth!
(can you tell I am the only non-Mon to respond0
no seriously, though, I see your humor is still at 110% that was a funny entry. thanks for all the great pix. i esp loved the one of your boy in Chris's old outfit. WOW, amazing that it was still around. Beautiful.
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